Happy Father's Day!!!

Things I don't understand

Why men have n*pples
**Nike's for kids that don't even walk yet.
**Why there aren't any other people who actually need to lose weight at the gym.
**Why women shave their armpits but men do not.
**People who answer everything you say with a story about themselves
**Why public bathroom doors don't swing outward when you are leaving the bathroom. (youv'e just washed your hands, who wants to touch the door handle to open the door?)
**People who honk at people who don't run yellow lights
**People who drive continuously in the passing lane (you may do this and not realize I am talking to you. Let me clue you in. If you are in the far left lane and you are not passing the person in the lane to your immediate right, then you need to get over and stop driving in the far left lane.)
**Female cheerleaders at Women's basketball games
**Braille on the drive-up ATM